Can’t someone just spank me and pull my hair and make out with me? Is that too much to ask for?

Ill see you when we’re both not so emotional.

Adam Lambert looks like Joe Jonas from two years ago.

Pooping on the second day of your period is in every girls top ten things they hate.

Tomorrow is my last day of high school, so thank you sweet baby Jesus for getting me through. A big thanks to all the bullies that ruined my life till tenth grade, to all the cliques in my class who don’t give a shit about anyone besides themselves, and especially to half of the teachers I sincerely did not learn a single thing from other than what I should NOT say or do at my place of work.

I never liked any of you anyway, see ya around.